Tuesday, November 12, 2002
Why is it that I can sleep for 4 hours one night and feel totally refreshed, but last night I slept for at least 7 hours and have woken up as a zombie. My eyes are bleeding, my yawning is excruciatingly even more exhausting, and I feel like the muscles in my face are sagging onto my keyboard.
So tired today.
Maybe I need to go jerk one in the bathroom. That sometimes does the trick.
Having never been a coffee drinker, I have always hated the mornings. I don't DO coffee, cuz it is the only vice I have yet to pick up. At the age of 25, being a frequent drinker-constant masturbating-pothead seems to be enough. Oh and sometimes I do whip-its in the bathroom.
sike.
sorta sike.
These are the things I have to do today:
1) Get my haircut. Let me say for the UPTEENTH time in this journal: "I HATE getting my hair cut. HATE HATE HATE.
hate
2) Find something good to eat.
3) Go to my second interview at the GAP. HATE HATE HATE second interviews at the GAP.
like i have ever had one before.
4) Talk to Kelly about the show we will be producing/starring in/directing.
5) fart in my jeans again.
6) Change the sheets on my bed. WOW, do I need to do that. I am convinced that I have bugs nibbling on me during the night.
cuz where ARE those little bumps coming from?
7) eat a pussy
8) omigod imagine?
9) write a number 10
10) yay!
SHIT! 10 things to do today. UGH! How will I ever get them done?
Oooh...I gotta mail my bills from work now. oh, and also have a smoke.
Remember when I quit smoking? That was so ridiculous. I realize now that I am so much happier and cooler when I smoke.
Quite often I say to Rita and Kelly: "I think I am going to quit smoking for 2 weeks every month! Cuz when I start smoking again, I realize how much I truly missed it and love it." Welcome back to YOU lung cancer. Oh...and hi to you my dear gum disease.
You guys are the best!
There is a woman I work with that is a Reformed Rabbi. When she walks around the office, she stomps her feet in the manner of Optimus Prime.
She is full out Amazon.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
Sometimes I think she is going to break her feet walking like that.
Sometimes when I am home when no one else is, I walk around on my tip toes.
I don't know why, but recently I have fallen in love with Bobby Valentine.
I have no idea why. I sit on the subway and stare at his picture in the Metrocard Advertisement and think that I love him.
I didn't even know who he was until he got fired from the Mets. Now I want him to take me out on a date to a very nice restaurant.
What is he? Like 65 years old?
But what a stud!
Great.
This bitch needs to eat and smoke.
Eat and smoke Bobby Valentine that is.
So tired today.
Maybe I need to go jerk one in the bathroom. That sometimes does the trick.
Having never been a coffee drinker, I have always hated the mornings. I don't DO coffee, cuz it is the only vice I have yet to pick up. At the age of 25, being a frequent drinker-constant masturbating-pothead seems to be enough. Oh and sometimes I do whip-its in the bathroom.
sike.
sorta sike.
These are the things I have to do today:
1) Get my haircut. Let me say for the UPTEENTH time in this journal: "I HATE getting my hair cut. HATE HATE HATE.
hate
2) Find something good to eat.
3) Go to my second interview at the GAP. HATE HATE HATE second interviews at the GAP.
like i have ever had one before.
4) Talk to Kelly about the show we will be producing/starring in/directing.
5) fart in my jeans again.
6) Change the sheets on my bed. WOW, do I need to do that. I am convinced that I have bugs nibbling on me during the night.
cuz where ARE those little bumps coming from?
7) eat a pussy
8) omigod imagine?
9) write a number 10
10) yay!
SHIT! 10 things to do today. UGH! How will I ever get them done?
Oooh...I gotta mail my bills from work now. oh, and also have a smoke.
Remember when I quit smoking? That was so ridiculous. I realize now that I am so much happier and cooler when I smoke.
Quite often I say to Rita and Kelly: "I think I am going to quit smoking for 2 weeks every month! Cuz when I start smoking again, I realize how much I truly missed it and love it." Welcome back to YOU lung cancer. Oh...and hi to you my dear gum disease.
You guys are the best!
There is a woman I work with that is a Reformed Rabbi. When she walks around the office, she stomps her feet in the manner of Optimus Prime.
She is full out Amazon.
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
Sometimes I think she is going to break her feet walking like that.
Sometimes when I am home when no one else is, I walk around on my tip toes.
I don't know why, but recently I have fallen in love with Bobby Valentine.
I have no idea why. I sit on the subway and stare at his picture in the Metrocard Advertisement and think that I love him.
I didn't even know who he was until he got fired from the Mets. Now I want him to take me out on a date to a very nice restaurant.
What is he? Like 65 years old?
But what a stud!
Great.
This bitch needs to eat and smoke.
Eat and smoke Bobby Valentine that is.
